herblesbians:

some trends i am really down for

• being nice to people working in customer service
  
• girls in thigh-highs
• receiving $400,000
• pasta

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i-am-a-fish:

clownssyndrome:

(via dare-to-love-me-4ever)

imanes:

men: *say female instead of women*
me: *is not listening any longer*

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talesfromweirdland:

There was always something eerie about VHS, wasn’t there. The distortions and horizontal bands, which came and went, were basically horror effects (THE RING would never work with a cursed Blu-ray). Faces would suddenly fall apart and quickly heal again, texts seemed threatening, like they were brimming with anger. It often made you feel you had accidentally tuned into the secret signal of some subversive world.

Sometimes it’s hard to believe I’ve witnessed the rise and fall of DVDs.

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mens-rights-activia:

People: that joke is unnecessary and quite frankly not very funny. We don’t want to hear it

Comedians: b-but, that’s my emotional support offensive joke 😢

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

amaskdescribingamask:

Why doesn’t Netflix add some good horror like scooby doo on zombie island?

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